““In one corner of the square is a manger scene with two live sheep, a bed of hay, a couple of cows. The baby Jesus is a brown-faced doll lying in his crib, but Mary and Joseph are real and dressed in period garb. Joseph hoists a staff, Mary sports her virginal blue robes. As I walked by the other day, Joseph balanced on the crib, light bulb in hand, reaching toward an electrical socket. Mary, I guess, was taking a break. She sat on the edge of the crib. Her blue robes were hiked high enough to reveal Doc Marten boots beneath. She sipped a can of Coke and smoked.””
![“...[Joseph] and the Virgin Mary got turned away from the inn and had to go sleep in the manger. (Not with the manager, like Troo says.)” quote by Lesley Kagen](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/c05/lesley-kagen-21996_management_joseph-and-the-virgin-mary-got-turned-aw_203044.jpg)
![“He spent more time on the road to Damascus than a Syrian camel driver. And we thought nobody could fill John Kerry's flip-flops! ... [Romney's record was] "anything but conservative until he changed all the light bulbs in his chandelier in time to run for President."” quote by Mike Huckabee](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/b57/mike-huckabee-1433_bulbs_he-spent-more-time-on-the-road-to-damasc_181039.jpg)
