Funny Quote by Lance Armstrong Download Open image “At least I didn't invent a dead girlfriend” — Lance Armstrong ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Girlfriend Inspirational Love
I don't know what I would have done so many times in my life if I hadn't had my girlfriends. — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
I wasn't much into girlfriends. I was too busy tinkering in the garage. — Woody Norris Copy Share Image
You know, when I was in love, I was always inventing things. A whole array of tricks, illusions and optical effects to amuse my… — Mathias Malzieu Copy Share Image
I'd rather lose her from my life, but know she was alive and well than lose her altogether to death. — Lynsay Sands Copy Share Image
I raced because I was paid to do a job and I felt like I had to do the job. Number two: I raced… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
Regardless of one victory, two victories, four victories, there's never been a victory by a cancer survivor. That's a fact that hopefully I'll be… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
Evan Handler is a man who’s looked into the abyss and laughed. His book, It’s Only Temporary, made me laugh along with him. He… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
My cocktail, so to speak, was only EPO, but not a lot, transfusions and testosterone. — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
I love this race from the very depths of my heart. It gives me motivation and it transcendsme like nothing else in the world. — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
Nothing goes to waste, you put it all to use, the old wounds and long-ago slights become the stuff of competitive energy. — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
I spent a long time trying to build up an organisation [the Lance Armstrong Foundation that changed its name to Livestrong after his confession]… — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
A bicycle is the long-sought means of transportation for all of us who have runaway hearts. — Lance Armstrong Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
