Crooked Quote by L. Ron Hubbard

“The Book of Numbers relates that when the people murmured rebelliously against God, they were punished with a plague of fiery serpents, so that…

— Fulton J. Sheen

“The crookedness of the serpent is still straight enough to slide through the snake hole.”

— Abraham Verghese

Every great story seems to begin with a snake.

— Nicolas Cage

“with sin. Eve was tempted by a serpent (a phallic power symbol). It is interesting to note that the serpent has always been a…

— Christopher Hyatt

“Even Eden had a snake problem. The”

— Mark Lawrence

When the snake decided to go straight, he didn't get anywhere.

— William Stafford

Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake...After three days of pain and agony.....the rattle snake died.

— Anonymous

“Watercress. Jesus. He knew every gun that had ever been manufactured. Every hold in every martial art. This was beyond him. What the fuck…

— Lisa Marie Rice

A gun. I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought.

— Richelle Mead

Goodness! Golly! Good God! Blessed Allah! Zeus and Hera! Mary and Joseph! Nathaniel Hawthorne! Don't touch her! Grab her! Move closer! Run away! Don't…

— Anonymous

The devil, he's about this big. He had a red suit on and a widow's peak, and then a pointed tail, and like a…

— Frank Zappa

“I remember still how full of bad magic all those spearpoints to be put on the ends of rifles seemed to be. One was…

— Kurt Vonnegut