Humor Quote by L.J. Smith

“What took you so long?” Janie Mae asked as Darla closed the door. “I was torturing your mate.” She grinned at her sister “It…

— Shelly Laurenston

“Well, Champion,” he said. He still wasn’t wearing his sword. “Yes, Captain?” The corners of his mouth tugged upward. “Are you happy now?” She…

— Sarah J. Maas

“Brian and Lizzie were both really smart. Really quick. Plain basic types like Janie and Reeve could always get cornered.”

— Caroline B. Cooney

“Lady,” Eduardo said, “you look like you need a miracle.” Darlene snapped, “Yeah, have you got any of those lying around?” The Sorias faced…

— Maggie Stiefvater

“Sage laughs. “You got this all planned out, don’t you?” “I have to. This is like The Italian Job. Except we’re smuggling me.” “Sounds…

— Ashley Poston

“Then she (Gossamer) turns to Jeb. "Elfin knight, do you wish for pleasure on your quest? I can provide it, if you so desire."…

— A.G. Howard

“Enjoyed that, did you?" Chaol growled. "Immensely." Celaena patted Chaol's arm as she took it in her own. "Now you must pretend that you…

— Sarah J. Maas

“What's possible?' she asked. 'Anything,' he said absently. 'But that’s not what I was talking about. Oh, hello, Claire. You’re in good time. I…

— Rachel Caine

“Good morning,” he said, his voice raspy and deep. His dark eyes snaked along her body, then found her face again. “I’d have thought…

— Sarah J. Maas

“The sorcerer’s creatures harried her, dragging at her skirts and tangling in her hair, as Lilith gripped the axe handle firmly and walked down…

— Georgina Anne Taylor

“A hand brushed my back. Then Rhys groaned, "If we're all here, either things went very, very wrong or very right." Cassian's broken laugh…

— Sarah J. Maas

“No," he said. "I don't want you to suffer. Much. But the next time you're in bed with Belikov, stop a moment and remember…

— Richelle Mead