War Quote by Kurt Vonnegut

“The umpire had comical news. The congregation had been theoretically spotted from the air by a theoretical enemy. They were all theoretically dead now.…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“There were umpires everywhere, men who said who was winning or losing the theoretical battle, who was alive adn who was dead. The umpire…

— Kurt Vonnegut

“There was a baseball game on but it didn't look real. It was guys in uniforms playing games on a deep green field. They…

— Walter Dean Myers

Just death, kind umpire of men's miseries.

— William Shakespeare

“Almost without exception, they are men who dreamed of athletic heroism as children; becoming umpires was their compromise with their own lack of talent.”

— Thomas Boswell

“Let no one,' I say, 'who will make me no worthy return for such a loss rob me of a single day; let my…

— Seneca

“It had remained a mystery to me, a catholic magic, i suppose. Faith is the best Googly one can bowl: God, the proverbial third…

— APORVAKALA

“The volume was off, allowing for some pleasing moments of synchresis, such as when the dogs were released from their cages just as the…

— Kamila Shamsie

“All the arguing in the world won't change the mind of the Umpire.”

— Pride of the Yankees

“Today a pitcher gets fined if the umpire thinks he threw at a batter. In the olden days, the umpire didn't have to take…

— Leo Durocher

“The wind had blown off, leaving a loud, bright night, with wings beating in the treas and a persistent organ sound as the full…

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“noisy flight as the lone man’s skull exploded in a bloody splatter. His body crumpled to the concrete, dead before what was left of…

— Russell Blake