Life Quote by Kunal Nayyar

“Morning, noon & bloody night, Seven sodding days a week, I slave at filthy WORK, that might Be done by any book-drunk freak. This…

— Philip Larkin

“There are some things with alcohol you must never do. You must never drink alone, never drink on Sundays, never drink before seven o'clock…

— Per Petterson

“I'd have to get up pretty early in the morning to get drunk by 1 o' clock.”

— Lucille Bluth

“Life is better when you're drunk. I ought to become an alcoholic.”

— Ahmed Mostafa

“That night was my first exposure to the life I was supposed to be living at my age. I dont know, I didn't get…

— Nigel Davis

“Drunk on life.”

— Chelsea M. Cameron

“I’m very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening’s over.”

— Margaretta Mitchell

“I have been drunk just twice in my life, and the second time was that afternoon…”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Kid, sobriety's like a hard-on; the minute you get it, you want to fuck with it.”

— David Foster Wallace

“Life is something you do when you can’t get to sleep.”

— Fran Lebowitz

“Fuck going into work today. Do you have any alcohol?”

— Jess Haines

“But I also stayed up weeknights after they had retired and drank myself into bed. My thinking about drinking had undergone a great change.…

— Alcoholics Anonymous