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Shake Quote by Kristopher Jansma

“He extends a hand, larger than a dinner plate, and I have no choice but to shake it. I think I can feel my metacarpals shattering. Julian jumps to summon our waitress again, mostly to avoid shaking hands with this Goliath. “And a pitcher of mimosas, as soon as humanly possible.” quote by Kristopher Jansma
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““He extends a hand, larger than a dinner plate, and I have no choice but to shake it. I think I can feel my metacarpals shattering. Julian jumps to summon our waitress again, mostly to avoid shaking hands with this Goliath. “And a pitcher of mimosas, as soon as humanly possible.””

Kristopher Jansma

About This Quote

Source Short Story: “The Goliath Handshake”, 2020

A forced interaction with an intimidating person can feel painful, yet humor can ease tension.

In simple terms: Awkward encounters can be softened with humor.

Key Takeaway

Use humor to defuse tense meetings.

Themes

social anxiety humor power dynamics

Mood

lighthearted anxious

Type

observational humorous

When to use this quote

  • business meetings
  • networking events
  • first dates

Key Concepts

interpersonal conflict resolution stress relief

Questions to Reflect On

  • When is humor effective?
  • What alternatives exist?
A Different Perspective

Humor may not always be appropriate.

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