Getting laid Quote by Kristen Ashley

“Babe, best wool men ever pulled was lettin’ women think we think with our dicks. We pay a fuckuva lot of attention. We know…

— Kristen Ashley

“Why does everything have to be so damn hard on me? Women everywhere can drop their panties and have mindless sex, but no, not…

— Katie Ashley

“What the hell is it about brooding guys that’s attractive to women, anyway? I’ve become one since Dori’s call three weeks ago, and it’s…

— Tammara Webber

“Most women, once they get to know me, very much enjoy the sex but hate the actual man who gives it to them.”

— J.A. Huss

“There aren’t any cobwebs on my dick. Besides, just because I don’t stick it in every woman who walks by, doesn’t mean I don’t…

— Jennifer Turner

“Men never know when things are dirty or not; women will have their little nonsenses and needless cares.”

— Jane Austen

“I needed to get laid is all. I was horny, in a den of testosterone.”

— James Cox

“Now, I’ll admit, he’s nothing of which I was ashamed, but these girls were not only acting is if I was going to take…

— Amalie Silver

“Women don't always want to be treated like we're delicate, or rare, or somehow more precious. We want to be wanted. We want sex…

— Christina Lauren

“Men know the damage a few words can do to girls’ hearts, and, idiots that we are, we swoon away and fall into the…

— Grégoire Delacourt

“I think it's neat you do what you want. Not enough chicks do that, if you ask me--just tell society and their expectations to…

— Cheryl Strayed

“And you know women, they're both back there turning it into the crime of the century. Planting it in a little garden in the…

— Timothy Hallinan