Funny-and-random Quote by Kirsten Miller

“As they began to tie me, I wanted to yell out, to release some of my fear that way, but I held it in.…

— Jennifer A. Nielsen

“Have we arrived?” “Just.” “Verdict?” “My goodman, do I look like your valet?” “No. She was much fairer. With better bedside manner.” “Adorable, pretending…

— Pierce Brown

“Who've you set up for me tonight?" "Set up," Myra repeated, wrinkling her nose. "What an unromantic phrase." "Sorry.How about-who are you planning to…

— Nora Roberts

“Ellie kept going. “You should get one of those headset things that are invisible and stick in your ear. Like the secret service and…

— Skyla Dawn Cameron

“Indigo Girls, Alanis, The Wailin' Jennys...are you sure there's not a vagina hiding in this car somewhere?”

— Andrea Randall

“Her eyes met his in the mirror. "When I take her down, she's going to pay for this." Eve tapped fingers lightly over her…

— J.D. Robb

“She's got an accent like yours, right? Like honey on a biscuit?”

— Edward W. Robertson

“Mama Ginger came calling, to set the alarm on my biological clock. Oh, and to remind me that there’s no point to me being…

— Molly Harper

“her butt could drive a man crazy.”

— Dean Koontz

“He caught her staring and waggled his eyebrows. Heat flooded her cheeks, and she worked to recover. “The minivan suits you. I think you…

— Cindi Madsen

“Binkie, the one and only. He can hear her rings clacking on the plastic phone, and he chuckles, envisioning with amusement the bejeweled and…

— Jardine Libaire

Your breasts are alabaster orbs.' "What?" Rufus objected. "That's stupid. I'm not saying that." "Do you have some better suggestion?" "Why can't you just…

— Tessa Dare