Slug Ass Quote by Kim Harrison

“Two years ago if a vampire bothered someone I just went out and staked the son of a bitch. Now I had to get…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“I wanted to slug him. The desire to smash that beautiful face was physical. It tightened my shoulders, made my arms ache. But I…

— Laurell K. Hamilton

“I got bitten by fangs that went to sink'n'drink, but somewhere between swilling'n'killing, the vampire messed up and turned me into a big fat…

— Brian Meehl

“Rabies has a lot in Common with vampirism." said Adam”

— Patricia Briggs

“They want a hot bloodsucker in their life, and they don’t care if he’s a walking, murdering corpse.”

— Chrissy Peebles

“Can you imagine what I’m going to have to write on the insurance claim form? Attacked by aliens and blood sucking vampire things.” “I…

— Tracey Lee Campbell

“He looked at her as if she were already one of the ugly nameless bodies in the mortuary, and with a medical man's sober,…

— Erik Fosnes Hansen

“Leave it to a vampire to think a healthy guy in his late thirties or early forties was on his deathbed.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“You look ho-ot. Sure you don’t wanna drop this vampire business and join the Pack? We’ve got better . . . insurance.”

— Chloe Neill

“He’s a vampire.” I laughed again, feeling there was no end to the outrageous, ridiculous excuses we were coming up with. “Seriously, it makes…

— J.M. Richards

“You're a vampire, Richie. And I've got a gun the size of Nebraska. What's the worst that could happen?”

— Mike Carey

“Stay in the car Nick" "okay." Ash gets out abd goes to look at the dead body. "For an immortal being with 11,000 years…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon