Failure Quote by Brian Meehl

“I knew I was in bad shape because, despite how my gut clenched with hunger, my fangs didn't lengthen. Erectile dysfunction. I had vampire…

— Anonymous

“You hit me again and I’ll—” “What? Bleed more? Thanks, but I only drink gin and tonic. That’s one vampire attribute I’m without. No…

— Jeaniene Frost

“I don't believe in vampires" He opened his mouth to show her a vicious set of fangs. "If you want to live past tonight,…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“So help me, if you turned me into a fucking Vampire, I'll bite your dick off!”

— Amelia Hutchins

“So very lovely His blood on her swollen lips His first vampire So very lovely He would have to remember Each salacious cut He…

— Wrath James White

“A grumpy vampire is a homicidal vampire. Hungry ones were even worse.”

— MaryJanice Davidson

“being bitten by a vampire is not sexy”

— Allison van Diepen

“Come on, I'm not going to bite you. I'm not a vampire.”

— J.M. Darhower

“Don't tell me you fell something for the little . . . oh.' The vampire blinked, then curled his lip back, disgust and pity…

— Julie Kagawa

“I'm not a vampire" he snapped. "Well, you drink blood to live and you have retractable fangs just like your wings. I'd say that…

— Kristina Douglas

“You weak-willed, jealous sack of vampire spit.”

— Kim Harrison