Hilarious Quote by Kim Harrison

“Chubs helped me up, giving me a look that clearly asked, what fresh hell is this?”

— Alexandra Bracken

“Must have been one tasty churro. You're looking all kinds of orgasmic." Embarrassed, she replied, "How would you know what orgasmic looks like on…

— Liz Andrews

“Thank you," Becky whispered... "I wouldn't have survived that stool. It would have been 'Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.'" With rings on your…

— Shannon Hale

I blinked the sleep out of my eyes and realized my head was in Khufu’s lap. The baboon was foraging my scalp for munchies.…

— Rick Riordan

“I shook my head and settled myself in the bumpy wicker chair. Now, what would be a good segue? So, I hear Jih isn’t…

— Kim Harrison

“Damn, are these Scooby Doo?" She giggled. "I wasn't expecting company, and I have a slight obsession from growing up with the old cartoon."…

— Katie Ashley

“There’s the feisty bitch I know and love. Now come on, it’s time to show Jai and his prick of a dad who the…

— K.A. Cross

“Saba! I'm afeared! cries Emmi. If you are, you ain't no sister of mine! I shout. Come at me agin! I ain't afeared of…

— Moira Young

“Saw you out there in the garden. Looked so damn...fine," he said, quietly. "Was like I hadta have ya, right then. Bubbled up like...I…

— Jane Seville

“Didn't know she was spoken for." "You do now", Jack snarled. "And the next time you try to pass off your bloody Fae nectar…

— Caitlin Kittredge

“The only sound was Alvin’s snorts of laughter. “Dude, you’re the only one standing there! Who are you talking to, the vegetable dip?” he…

— Elizabeth Cody Kimmel

“How did I love her? Let me count the ways. The freckles on her nose like the shadow of a shadow; the way she…

— Lauren Oliver