Family Quote by Kiersten White

“It was as if she was a wannabe Persian cat who had just tasted sour milk.”

— Adele Rose

“Hmm…now that I think about it, housecats are often coddled and petted. You don’t pet me nearly enough. You must be a lax owner.…

— Colleen Houck

“I realized that cats make a perfect audience, they don't laugh at you, they never contradict you, there's no need to impress them, and…

— Elle Newmark

“Your real owner is going to take care of you while I’m gone. Make sure she doesn’t go through my shit.” I stroked Tallulah’s…

— Vi Keeland

“The realest of cats love with all of their being...”

— Will Advise

“What would you do if your cat suddenly went psycho and started to attack you for no apparent reason, lying in wait and pouncing…

— Dr. Nicholas Dodman

I have just been given a very engaging Persian kitten... and his opinion is that I have been given to him.

— Evelyn Underhill

“Oh man, Alex. That's sad. Seriously, mate, go get yourself laid." "What?" He gave Baldrick a quick kiss on his little head--he didn't care…

— L.A. Gilbert

“Cats are the best. They don’t need haircuts, and they love to cuddle, unlike certain celebrities who’ve issued restraining orders against me.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Cats are bundles of cute, wrapped in fur and purrs.”

— Jarod Kintz

“See! He likes you,” Natalie said triumphantly. I stared down at the scrawny scrap of fur cautiously sniffing my hand. “He doesn’t like me.…

— Josh Lanyon

“There is a particular disdain with which Siamese cats regard you. Anyone who has walked in on the Queen cleaning her teeth will be…

— Douglas Adams