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I used to joke that, since breastfeeding, my boobs looked like an old athletic sock with some loose change at the bottom, so when…

— Jessica St. Clair

People say, 'You're still breast-feeding, that's so generous.' Generous, no! It gives me boobs and it takes my thighs away! It's sort of like…

— Helena Bonham Carter

I hate to admit this, but before we had a baby I was kind of weirded out by breastfeeding. It looked strange, and I…

— David Alan Basche

I didn't breast-feed. I'm selfish.

— Shanna Moakler

My mother says I used to breast-feed in a split.

— Dree Hemingway

My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow.

— Bill Cosby

I can't get past the fact that food is coming out of my wife's breasts. What was once essentially an entertainment center has now…

— Paul Reiser

Breastfeeding is this savage ritual that just reminds you that your body is a cafeteria now.

— Ali Wong

Ladies : Boobs are like babies; if you don't strap them properly into their carrier, they'll fall out.

— Nikhil Saluja

My boobs went from big to humongous, they're making some changes in the bust.

— Kendra Wilkinson

I know, I've never had boobs before!

— Olivia Wilde

Eventually your boobs grow and you can't run anymore, and that was a really rude awakening.

— Michelle Beadle