Definitions Quote by Kevin Sorbo

Don't come on my show and tell me two plus two equals five. That is a waste of my time, and more importantly that…

— Jonathan Capehart

2+2=5 wasn't intentional. I thought you carry a 1 every time there are two 2's in an equation. I'm not stupid, the mathematicians is stupid

— Thom Yorke

Nobody's going to tell me how to be different, so stop asking me. Stop asking me what two-plus-two is. Everybody knows two-plus-two is five.

— Shaquille O'Neal

If enough money is involved and enough people believe that two plus two equals five the media will report the story with a straight…

— Susan Jacoby

The philosopher Ludwig Wittgenstein once remarked that if you ask a man how much is two plus two and he tells you five, that…

— Thomas Friedman

Two plus two is not sometimes equal to four ... It is equal to four plus one because one is a powerful amalgamation.

— Enock Maregesi

The formula 'Two and two make five' is not without its attractions.

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

In philosophy, or religion, or ethics, or politics, two and two might make five, but when one was designing a gun or an aeroplane…

— George Orwell

6+3=9.But so does 5+4.The way you do things isn't always the only way to do them.Respect other people's way of thinking.

— Anonymous

1 + 1 = enough for me, most people call it 2.

— Ali

I wish the media stopped making two and two equal five all the time.

— Namrata Shirodkar

One plus one equals three. When a man and woman marry they become one never two.

— Eddie Griffin