"Don't expect sex to be like porn. Don't……" — Kevin McCarty

"Don't expect sex to be like porn. Don't expect dinner to be like the Food Network"

— Kevin McCarty

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628 Quotes by Kevin McCarty

Kevin McCarty has 628 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

When I think of the future, I think of my 15 year old son Connor and my 12 year old…
We don't have to like the same show, we don't have to like the same places, we don't have to…
You neva kno who is the 1, the 1 your going to make smile, the 1 your going to make…
Everyone deserves to be loved. Its what you do with the love is what makes the relationship..
We lost our relationship but we found it again only this time the trust has to be earned back ,…
The love you hold onto is the love that may come back to you and past relationships.
We may hate someone's actions, but we really don't hate them. Hating a person is far different from hating what…
You can't lie then not remember that you lied, and expect for the other person to forget about it. The…
We all have been in love and all fell out of love... I rather fall in shit then fall in…
We all make mistakes in a relationship its what we learn from those mistakes to make the relationship work...
Having a gf/bf should be your best friend. The one you can tell anything too, the one who will be…
If they love you they will over see the wrongs you did.. While trying to make it work again, we…

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More Dinner Quotes

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A bachelor's life is a fine breakfast, a flat lunch, and a miserable dinner. — Francis Bacon
Poverty is an anomaly to rich people; it is very difficult to make out why people who want dinner do… — Walter Bagehot
I saw some musicals at dinner theaters where I grew up. But I didn't go to a big theater to… — Amy Adams
Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. — Alec Baldwin
I'll find myself having dinner with people and someone will mention something and I will say I was in that… — Christian Bale
I'm a farmer now, and it's fantastic. My goal is to be totally self-sufficient and grow everything that I eat.… — Roseanne Barr
You don't argue with a four-year old about why he shouldn't eat candy for dinner. You don't punch a mentally… — Scott Adams
I would have loved to have met Marilyn Monroe and have dinner with her. — Juliette Binoche
I am not into fashion. I just like being able to buy my mates dinner. — James Blunt
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not… — Erma Bombeck
For years my wedding ring has done its job. It has led me not into temptation. It has reminded my… — Erma Bombeck
With every job I've gotten, I've bought myself something. When 'Glee' was picked up, I rented a piano for the… — Dianna Agron

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