Comic-novel Quote by Ken O'Neill

Was charlie sheen on like mike?

— Michael Blackson

“Why the fuck did I know what any of these terms meant, you might wonder? Because my soulless arse did Armani and Balmain campaigns…

— L.J. Shen

“The two of them shared a look over my head. Gabriel made several threatening faces. Dick responded with rude gestures. Eventually, they looked like…

— Molly Harper

“Are you related to Criss Angel? Because you look like an angel.”

— Kristen Schaal/ Rich Blomquist

I saw a headshot with the name 'Emilio Sheen' printed under it and it looked terrible.

— Emilio Estevez

“I gave him my own sexy raised eyebrow, because unlike Emilio, I knew how to do that shit correct.”

— Sarah Ockler

“As their hero, the corporate mafia is planning to do a movie on the life of Moammar Khadafy. They are reported to be considering…

— Gunther Boccius

“Okay. Would you rather I looked like Hugh Jackman or George Clooney?” “Johnny Depp,” she says. She answers a little too fast for my…

— Colleen Hoover

“Who the hell do you think you girls are? Charlie's Angels?”

— C.C. Hunter

“What are we, Charlie's Angels?”

— Terri Blackstock

“Howard adores Sam's looks. He loves the strong cut of jaw made satin with thickening peach fuzz, loses himself in the green eyes. Howard…

— Chandler Burr