Black-humour Quote by Ken Kesey

Tranquilizers to overcome angst, pep pills to wake us up, life pills to ensure blissful sterility. I will lift up my ears unto the…

— Malcolm Muggeridge

“It has sick on the sleeve. And no apostrophe.”

— Belinda Bauer

“... Melissa better not turn her back on her because nothing sums up crazy as much as a fat woman in love.”

— Paul Cleave

“She was knitting a sweater and enjoying the calm atmosphere of her living room when her chubby, beer-drinking, sports-watching husband woke from a nap…

— Jasun Ether

“He'd always liked women who'd talk back to him just a little bit. "Girls with balls" were good. Women with an actual mind of…

— Warren Ellis

“Since it is difficult to approve the reasons people invoke, each time we leave one of our 'fellow men', the question which comes to…

— Emil Cioran

“I should have learned mindfulness, and it’s too late now because it’s no good learning it when you’re already in crisis: you have to…

— Marian Keyes

“Religion and nationalism? I defecate on the altar of religious conviction, and wipe my arse on the flag of national pride.”

— Ian Martin

“You think that drinking with a serial killer takes you into the midnight currents of the culture? I say bullshit. There's been twelve TV…

— Warren Ellis

“Moral writing is boring.”

— Johan van Wyk

“I didn’t like who I was,” he said, staring at his glass. She wanted to see his eyes at this moment, but feared if…

— Kristin Elyon

“You think this is the first time Lila’s been impulsive? Seriously, dude, you do remember my sister, right? Short, blonde, impulsive as shock therapy?…

— Sarah Alderson