"Golf is tougher than my first wife." — Ken Green

More First Wife Quotes

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• My toughest fight was with my first wife. — Muhammad Ali
• Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. — Jim Backus
• My first wife didn't like to fly, either. — Gordon Baxter
• The new-come stepmother hates the children born to a first wife. — Euripides
• I gave (pitcher) Mike Cuellar more chances than I gave my first wife. — Earl Weaver
• I've got one young family by the first wife, with four children. — Merle Haggard
• I should have known something was wrong with my first wife. When I brought her home to meet my parents,… — Woody Allen
• Many young men, when they receive their first wife, are just so untrained. The woman, if she's not careful, will… — Warren Jeffs
• I'm still very close friends with his first wife, Neile, who is now remarried. — Robert Vaughn
• My first wife was a brunette, and Barbi Benton, my major romantic relationship of the early 1970s, was a brunette.… — Hugh Hefner
• I had pretty much raised my kids and my first wife and I were divorced, so I began, in earnest,… — Jimmy Carl Black
• Is there nothing I have done which will outlive me, other than the opprobrium of my first wife and sons… — Kurt Vonnegut

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