Quote by Ken Clarke

TheBiggestLies Classmate: Do you have any gum? ; Me: Nah man, I got it from someone else.

— Anonymous

*Passing gum in school like its a drug deal*

— Anonymous

“John," she said, "does it make every one—unhappy when they study and learn lots of things?" He paused and smiled. "I am afraid it…

— W.E.B. Du Bois

Jason Sudeikis is always chewing gum.

— Bill Hader

“I was invited,” said Johnny in his monologue, with transparently faux joviality, “in the same sense that Spiro Agnew was invited to return the…

— Henry Bushkin

I met Sam Phillips when he came in [studio] and I said, I'm John Cash. I'm the one who's been calling. And if you'd…

— Johnny Cash

“Some people have a hard time walking and chewing gum at the same time. Not me I cant ever get the gum out of…

— Bill Myers

I've been invited to speak at about 20 colleges. There's always this moment when I'm having dinner with the college president: 'Ernie, where'd you…

— Ernest Cline

Giving gum is like a drug deal. you didn't see nothing. you didn't hear nothing && you didn't get it from me!

— Lexi_Baibee

“If you want to be heard, become a dentist.”

— Neel Burton

“To this, John offered a smile of singular bleakness. “He’s not the only one.”

— Stephen King

“Dear Mr. Snicket, I would like to be a writer when I grow up, but my dad wants me to be a dentist. Help!…

— Lemony Snicket