Quote by Kelly O'Neill Young

“1. Oral Involvement 2. Laryngeal Involvement 3. Cardiovascular Involvement 4. Skin: rashes, vitiligo, Raynaud’s 5. Constitutional symptoms: including fever, fatigue, and muscle wasting (cachexia),…

— Kelly O'Neill Young

If you look it up on the Internet, it is cancer...They refer to it as noninvasive cancer.

— John Gotti

Is there a tumor in your humor?

— Robbie Williams

Was this an old disease, and, if so, which one? If it was new, what did that say about the state of medical knowledge?…

— Peter Lewis Allen

The leading and characteristic features of the morbid state to which I would direct your attention are, anaemia, general languor and debility, remarkable feebleness…

— Thomas Addison

“symptoms can mimic those of cardiac, neurological, rheumatoid, and many other conditions.”

— Kenneth Singleton

I've been trying to diagnosis myself on the Internet....

— Miranda Hobbes

Right foot, left foot, hemorrhage.

— Bill Hicks

But when I look in the basin, among the curdlike blood clots, I see and elfin thorax, attentuated, its pencilline ribs all in parallel…

— Sallie Tisdale

The most profound indication of social malignancy ... no sense of humor. None of the monoliths could take a joke.

— Edward Albee

There are, in truth, no specialties in medicine, since to know fully many of the most important diseases a man must be familiar with…

— William Osler

Just heard the best word in the English language: benign. (And I don't need to see that doctor again for five years.)

— Jeff Jarvis