Brother Quote by Kellie Coates Gilbert

“At the risk of descent into unscientific generalization, I must report to you that ninety percent of Texans give the other ten percent a…

— Mary Doria Russell

“Next time I tell you someone from Texas should not be president of the United States, please pay attention." [ Shrub Flubs His Dub…

— Molly Ivins

“Texans aren't cocky. We're just better than you. And you know it.”

— Tiffany Madison

“I thought about what my mom always said about this part of Texas, “Oh Godforsaken land. I don’t know why anybody would want to…

— Scott McClanahan

“Texas’s main exports are cotton, oil, and preachers.”

— Sam Torode

“The American Dream isn’t dead, but it seems to have developed a Texas accent.”

— Mark Davis

Humanism is not alive and well in Texas. Different colors and types of Texans do not like one another, nor do they pretend to.

— Molly Ivins

“Houston, we have a moron.”

— Answer Fella

“I spent a lot of time rural Utah growing up, and I understood something about the aggressive stupidity and defiant self destructiveness that these…

— Zeb Haradon

A born Texan has instilled in his system a mind-set of no retreat or no surrender. I wish everyone the world over had the…

— Bill W. Clayton

“Dat's what they say of this cauntry back home, Kath: 'America, the land of milk and honey.' Bot they never tell you the milk's…

— Andre Dubus III

“He's always had more than his fair share of what we call cheek and what Americans call can-do spirit.”

— Mary Ann Shaffer