Quote by Katy Tur

“On December 5, at 11:45 A.M., Hope Hicks wrote: “Katy, Mr. Trump thought your tweets from last night were disgraceful. Not nice! Best, Hope.”

— Katy Tur

“I pass off a few more résumés and jet away from her and that cinnamon smell, reserving the last paper in my hand so…

— Anne Eliot

Kat bought a New York Times but couldn’t figure out how to operate it, so now she’s fiddling with her phone.

— Robin Sloan

“That's what makes you so interesting, Fiona. All the male CEOs I meet are press whores. You aren't. And they bore me to extinction.…

— Danielle Steel

“Now you're an adult, Katya!" he'd said, picking her up under the armpits like he'd been doing since she'd been born.”

— Jonathan L. Howard

“WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING YOUR PHONE?!? OH MY GOD, DID YOU SEE THE ARTICLE? I AM FREAKING OUT, WHY ARE YOU NOT ANSWERING…

— Robin Benway

“I sent a simple smiley face, because my phone did not have a smiley face that was wrapping her hands around her own throat…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

“If you put away those who report accurately, you’ll keep only those who know what you want to hear,” Jessica”

— Frank Herbert

“Getting back to the issue of the child," Tina said, harshing our buzz as visual, "I really think you should reconsider. He—" The phone…

— MaryJanice Davidson

“Never mind the fact that what she described was the content of LITERALLY EVERY VOICE MAIL IN HISTORY. Name, hello, please call back. Not…

— Aziz Ansari

“is Whitney? Is that your dealer?” “Whitney Houston,” Mom said. “You know, dear. She was that singer who sang that song you like that…

— T.J. Klune

“They Are Guilty of a Fake or Pitiful Phone Effort”

— Mike Weinberg