Parenting Quote by Katie Kacvinsky

“Your parents thought about it, and the name they came up with for their child was Bruiser?” “Aren’t”

— T.S. Joyce

“Because all little girls deserve to be protected. Even the daughters of douche bags.”

— Kimberly Wollenburg

“Any child can tell you that the sole purpose of a middle name is so he can tell when he's really in trouble.”

— Dennis Fakes

“Normally, anything done in the name of 'the kids' strikes me as either slightly sentimental or faintly sinister—that redolence of moral blackmail that adheres…

— Christopher Hitchens

“I’ve been to council estates where there are demonstrations against paedophiles. You stand there, making sure things don’t get too out of hand, thinking,…

— David Copperfield

“Give a child too much freedom, and he’ll make you a child.”

— Tamerlan Kuzgov

“Kale, jackass. His name is Kale," I snapped. Someone had joined the line behind Dad. The woman made an irritated noise of disapproval at…

— Jus Accardo

“Yeah, my father is an egotistical douchebag," he says roughly. "My name literally means Jonathan empire.”

— Krista Ritchie

“Who the hell knows where they get these farkakte names for their kids. One of Rita's friends named her son Bodhisattva. Bodhisattva Rosenblatt. Can…

— Susan Jane Gilman

“It's about showing these kids that there are serious consequences for their actions.”

— Lajill Hunt

Commenting on paternity establishment programs: What these millions of children want and need is not a name on a form or a promise that…

— David Blankenhorn