Death Quote by Kate Brian

“Oh… ah… fuuuuck!" I scream as he puts the Dyson vacuum suction on my quim.”

— Georgia Cates

“The old vacuum cleaner keeps dying on her over and over until at last the cleaning woman scares it by yelling: "Motherfucker!”

— Lydia Davis

“and I couldn’t catch my breath, and my lungs were acting desperate, gasping, pulling me out of the bed trying to find a position…

— John Green

“Don’t search for a void to fill. Find a vacuum to carpet. Let this be a lesson in love.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I kept expecting the nurses and patients to come suddenly alive, and raise the alarm, or even attack us. Instead, the nurses stood very…

— Simon R. Green

“I stuck one of my backpack straps into my mouth and bit down on it. I knew that no matter what I did, my…

— Andrew Cormier

“My spine shoots up straight like I'd been plugged into an eight-volt, and the mere sight of him literally causes my breath to leave…

— Allison Winn Scotch

“The first intimation I had that things were about to hot up was a pained and disapproving cough from the neighbourhood of the carpet.”

— P G Wodehouse

“Robotic vacuums can clean better than conventional vacuums.”

— Steven Magee

“Someone should take a vacuum cleaner to his sentences.”

— John Searles

“all I was doing was sweeping everything under my bed. My room would look spotless but it was actually still a disgusting mess. The…

— James Altucher

“The walls that might make others feel like they are suffocating have become my lungs.”

— Rene Denfeld