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““ TooDamn-Funky: what do u mean funky stuff going on down there??? U cant just say that & not xplain!!! Kicker5525: OMG This morning Evan woke up and came out of his room with his boxers gaping right open. His cartoon frog boxers. TooDamn-Funky: OH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! u didn’t actually c skin, did u? Kicker5525: OH GOD! No! I didn’t look. TooDamn-Funky: hey! U live in testosteroneville now. get used to it!””

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