"Everything I say is a joke. I am…" — Karl Lagerfeld
"Everything I say is a joke. I am a joke myself."
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321 Quotes by Karl Lagerfeld
Karl Lagerfeld has 321 quotes on this site.
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Fashion designers are dictators of taste.
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Chic is a kind of mayonnaise, either it tastes, or it doesn't.
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To reinvent a newly impeccable you in the most modern of outfits, don't skip on makeup and be sure to…
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Dress for yourself and the man you love (if there is one). Women dressing to impress other women--forget about that.…
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Luxury bags make your life more pleasant, make you dream, give you confidence, and show your neighbors you are doing…
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With expensive fashion, the inside should be as perfect as the outside.
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Fashion keeps me designing: the love of change, the idea that the next one will be the right one, the…
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I'm rather pro-prostitution, I admire people who do it. It can't be much fun. Thank goodness for it. People need…
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The iPod is genius. I have 300.
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It would have been difficult to have an ugly daughter.
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My sisters were sent away because my mother thought they were boring. I was not boring.
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Personality begins where comparison ends.
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More Joke Quotes
This quote is filed under Joke Quotes,
one of 1,327 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:
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The gods too are fond of a joke.
— Aristotle
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If I can't face my accusers, that's a joke. We did that in medieval times.
— Lance Armstrong
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As the old joke goes, I have all the sins together. I am a woman, a Socialist, separated and agnostic.
— Michelle Bachelet
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I try to do women's-point-of-view comedy. The joke is, 'This is what I think; there's the truth.' I try to…
— Roseanne Barr
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Every man who is high up likes to think he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and…
— James M. Barrie
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In life there are always these things happening if you can just get the joke.
— Lynda Barry
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Witticism. A sharp and clever remark, usually quoted and seldom noted; what the Philistine is pleased to call a joke.
— Ambrose Bierce
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The joke of our time is the suicide of intention.
— Theodor Adorno
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I'm not a great joke writer, which is odd for a comic to say, but I'm not.
— Lewis Black
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People always joke that 'dog' spells 'god' backwards. They should consider that it might be the higher power coming down…
— Linda Blair
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I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire.
— Sara Blakely
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These endless legal challenges that define elections in New York are a joke in this country, and they are the…
— Michael Bloomberg
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