"Churches crack me up. They're like money, a……" — Karen Marie Moning

Churches crack me up. They're like money, a conspiracy of faith. Like… - Karen Marie Moning

"Churches crack me up. They're like money, a conspiracy of faith. Like everyone agreed to believe that not only is there a God, but he comes down and checks on folks, so long as they hang in certain places, put up alters, burn lots of candles and incense, and perform sit-stand-kneel and other wacky rituals that'd make a coven of witches not look OCD."

— Karen Marie Moning

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