Humorous-quotations Quote by Kait Carson Download Open image ““Wouldn't you know it. My ship finally comes in and I'm at lunch.”” — Kait Carson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humorous-quotations Irony of life
“Upon your arrival at an empty dock, know this. The ship did not leave without you, your ship is soon to arrive.” — Val Edward Simone Copy Share Image
“If I didn’t have a ship to go after you, I’d buy one and chase you until I caught you.” — Elizabeth Lowell Copy Share Image
“when cruising in an empty ship, if you can get nothing better out of the world, get a good dinner out of it, at… — Herman Melville Copy Share Image
“So this is how the merchant ship won’t follow us,” I mumbled, “They aren’t insane enough to join the party.” — Katherine McIntyre Copy Share Image
“Read on and I will tell you what to do in the future to avoid getting smashed and find yourself with nothing but little… — John W. Trimmer Copy Share Image
“And isn’t silence, in its way, a good sign? That everything is well, that the ship is still steaming safely away from shore?” — Justin Cronin Copy Share Image
“Get to the ship!” You’d have thought I was back in the army from how fast I obeyed.” — Rachel Bach Copy Share Image
“If the pen is mightier than the sword, then what is the laptop? A light saber or a life saver?” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Why do these big old country houses always have family portraits in the dining room? Do you really want to eat with someone's gloomy… — Elizabeth Jane Howard Copy Share Image
“Yea though I walk through the Valley of Death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the baddest M-F in the valley.” — Cherise Sinclair Copy Share Image
“I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever.” — Catherine Robertson Copy Share Image
“A Prince asked the dying spanish statesman, "Does your Excellency forgive all your enemies?" "I do not have to forgive all my enemies," answered… — Robert Greene Copy Share Image
“Is it necessary, do you think,’ he began, leaning in so close behind me that I could smell his breath, ‘for the purpose of… — Danielle Wood Copy Share Image
“You just wanted to walk in front of me so I'd have to stare at your butt” — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“The Butcher of Babylon featured in over 500 porn films between 1974 and 1982, and was best known for his motto: Come for the… — Mark Jackman Copy Share Image