Quote by K.J. Parker Download Open image ““he couldn’t even write his name. When he was Emperor, he had to sign documents with a stencil.”” — K.J. Parker ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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