Humor Quote by Joshua Wisenbaker Download Open image ““If your life was complete, you'd be dead.”” — Joshua Wisenbaker ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Life Life and death
“Death doesn't happen instantly. For a little while, you hover around your body, confused. What you want more than anything is to go home,… — Caroline Flohr Copy Share Image
“If I were to die tomorrow, then I'll like to know I made the most of my life today.” — Willie Booker Copy Share Image
“Pain is inevitable. Pride is lasting. Do something for humanity to be proud of.” — Joshua Wisenbaker Copy Share Image
“True Genuis often goes unnoticed and unappreciated. Only through the lense of time do we see genuis and how it has affected the world… — Joshua Wisenbaker Copy Share Image
“Failure is the sourness that makes success All the more sweeter.” — Joshua Wisenbaker Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
