Captains Quote by Joseph Heller Download Open image “What do you do when it rains?" The captain answered frankly. "I get wet.” — Joseph Heller ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Captains Rain
Captain Fisher, the commander, with a party of young ladies from the city and gentlemen belonging to his ship, came one day to pay… — Joshua Slocum Copy Share Image
“What difference does a little rain matter, since you’ll be getting wet anyhow?” — Cylin Busby Copy Share Image
“When I walk between the rain drops, I never get wet.' Taken from ENEMY WITHIN, due out next year” — ANDREW HIXSON Copy Share Image
The best thing one can do when it's raining is to let it rain. — Henry Wadsworth Longfellow Copy Share Image
“Please stop shaking your rain water in my direction. What next? Are you going to come over here, cock your leg and urinate upon… — Stephen J. Day Copy Share Image
When my master and I were walking in the rain, he would say, 'Do not walk so fast, the rain is everywhere.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Yossarian was moved very deeply by the absolute simplicity of this clause of Catch-22 and let out a respectful whistle. "That's some catch, that… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
From men motivated by moral certitude, history teaches, no lasting good ever comes. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I’m cold,' Snowden said softly, 'I’m cold.' 'You’re going to be all right, kid,' Yossarian reassured him with a grin. 'You’re going to be… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“There was only one catch and that was Catch-22, which specified that a concern for one's safety in the face of dangers that were… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Captain Flume was obsessed with the idea that Chief White Halfoat would tiptoe up to his cot one night when he was sound asleep… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Depreciating motels, junked automobiles, and quick-food joints grow like amber waves of grain.” — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“That was where he wanted to be if he had to be there at all, instead of hung out there in front like some… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
“Yossarian was moved by such intense pity for his poverty that he wanted to smash his pale. sad, sickly face with his fist and… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
You have deep-seated survival anxieties. And you don't like bigots, bullies, snobs or hypocrites. Subconsciously there are many people you hate." "Consciously, sir, consciously,"… — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
From Augustine down, theologians have tried to compel people to accept their special interpretation of the Scripture, and the tortures of the inquisition, the… — Matilda Joslyn Gage Copy Share Image
If i can't even protect my captain's dream, then whatever ambition i have is nothing but talk.. — Zoro Copy Share Image
In the Sacramento of the 1950s, it was as though White simply hadn't had time enough to figure Brown out. It was a busy… — Richard Rodriguez Copy Share Image
It's really a pity that there are observers who view political events like comic strips. There has to be a Zorro, there has to… — Thomas Sankara Copy Share Image
Acting on television is like being asked by the captain to entertain the passengers while the ship goes down. — Peter Ustinov Copy Share Image
I was 35 years old and in a position to take a shot at whatever I wanted to try. The Air Force said I… — Jerry Doyle Copy Share Image
Christianity, righty understood, is utterly unlike religion that man invents. It is so completely contrary to the way man does things that it must… — Richard Halverson Copy Share Image
In high school, my sister went out with the captain of the chess team. My parents loved him... They figured that any guy that… — Brian Kiley Copy Share Image
Sourav's greatest asset is his ability to communicate. He is a naturally very confident person. He encourages his team, is a great motivator and… — Ravi Shastri Copy Share Image
I need to gain a lot more experience. I think so much of being a director, other than the technical aspect and the artistry… — Josh Peck Copy Share Image
It is unfortunate when final decisions are made by chieftains headquartered miles away from the front, where they can only guess at conditions and… — Attila the Hun Copy Share Image
But remember that the Captain belongs to the most dangerous enemy to truth and freedom, the solid unmoving cattle of the majority — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image