Humor Quote by Joseph Heller

“The chaplain has a good life, an easy life. He is well educated, modestly well-to-do, and awkwardly handsome. He has faced no particularly compelling…

— John Green

“... prayer does not have to be theologically correct. It is a conversation.”

— John Goldingay

“Elder mocked me for praying once, and i spent an hour berating him for that. He ended up throwing up his hands, laughing, and…

— Beth Revis

“He offered a prayer so deeply devout that he seemed kneeling and praying at the bottom of the sea.”

— Herman Melville

“Prayer was not to be used just for emergency appeals; it was to be an unbroken conversation built around a living, loving fellowship with…

— John F. MacArthur Jr

“The experience was disagreeable. I began to feel like an atheist praying.”

— Ursula K. Le Guin

“Funny thing about prayers. God hears them. But you just never know if, when, or how He’s going to answer them.”

— Becky Wade

“You will notice that the most powerful and highly stationed men let drop remarks in which they pray for leisure, praise it, and rate…

— Seneca

“...An honest conversation with anyone is a form of praying.”

— kate jacobs

“The minister in our church: He spoke in a way that said there was a rage inside religion.”

— Adrienne Kennedy

“His prayer was so different, like a conversation. People should not talk to the Almighty God like they were friends. It simply wasn't done.”

— Melissa Jagears

“Right now, I think, it might be nice to be a religious person. It would be nice to have something or someone to pray…

— Dot Hutchison