Doe Quote by Jonathan Tropper

“I can assume I know what ‘asshole’ means”

— Kristen Ashley

Some care is needed in using Descartes' argument. "I think, therefore I am" says rather more than is strictly certain. It might seem as…

— Bertrand Russell

The definition of an asshole is someone who doesn't believe what he is seeing.

— Stephen King

“The definition of an asshole is a guy who doesn't believe what he's seeing. And you can quote me.”

— Richard Bachman

Sometimes I can't tell that someone is a selective asshole because they're so nice to me and the people around me that I don't…

— Emma Stone

When you talk like an asshole and look like an asshole, you're an asshole

— John Lydon

I've only been an asshole to assholes!

— Harlan Ellison

Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum -- "I think that I think, therefore I think that I am;" as close an approach to certainty as…

— Ambrose Bierce

I'm sure that having acted like an asshole for a great deal of my life, then having played assholes for a good part of…

— Jay Mohr

I think that I think, therefore I think that I am;

— Ambrose Bierce

If you don't contradict yourself on a regular basis, then you're not thinking.

— Malcolm Gladwell

I often get, 'Oh, you always play the asshole.' An asshole is somebody who knows that they're doing it, but continues to behave a…

— Will Arnett