"This wine should be eaten, it is too…" — Jonathan Swift
"This wine should be eaten, it is too good to be drunk."
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271 Quotes by Jonathan Swift
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A carpenter is known by his chips.
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The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot,…
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The best Maxim I know in this life is, to drink your Coffee when you can, and when you cannot,…
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A fig for partridges and quails, ye dainties I know nothing of ye; But on the highest mount in Wales…
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I love white Portugal wine better than claret, champagne, or burgundy. I have a sad vulgar appetite.
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The two maxims of any great man at court are, always to keep his countenance, and never to keep his…
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I must complain the cards are ill shuffled till I have a good hand.
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Religion seems to have grown an infant with age, and requires miracles to nurse it, as it had in its…
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It is a maxim, that those, to whom everybody allows the second place, have an undoubted title to the first.
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Men of great parts are often unfortunate in the management of public business, because they are apt to go out…
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Who can deny that all men are violent lovers of the truth, when we see them so positive in their…
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More Drunk Quotes
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Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.
— Isaac Asimov
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Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes,…
— Dave Attell
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A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
— Edward Abbey
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It is time to get drunk! So as not to be the martyred slaves of Time, get drunk; get drunk…
— Charles Baudelaire
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I don't drink. I choose to be sober now. I have drunk over the last six years, but I just…
— Chester Bennington
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
— Ambrose Bierce
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Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.
— Ambrose Bierce
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A good writer is not, per se, a good book critic. No more so than a good drunk is automatically…
— Jim Bishop
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
— Humphrey Bogart
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You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
— Ray Bradbury
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Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the…
— Joyce Brothers
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We have wasted History like a bunch of drunks shooting dice back in the men's crapper of the local bar.
— Charles Bukowski
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