Burned Quote by Jonathan Stroud

The best way to die is sit under a tree, eat lots of bologna and salami, drink a case of beer, then blow up.

— Art Donovan

The worst was practicing a stunt for John Wayne in 'McQ.' I lost two teeth, broke six ribs, cracked a vertebra and punctured a…

— Hal Needham

There are worse ways to die than warm and drunk.

— Anonymous

I've had a surprising number of near-death experiences: I was nearly blown up by a landmine in Sudan; I was stranded on the Zambezi…

— Sandi Toksvig

When I was younger I had everything handed to me on a plate... Soup was a nightmare

— Green Monk

And often the worst thing wasn't the victims--they were dead, after all, and beyond any more pain. The worst thing was those who loved…

— Dennis Lehane

From my mother's sleep I fell into the State, And I hunched in its belly till my wet fur froze. Six miles from earth,…

— Randall Jarrell

My mother accidentally gave me food poisoning. She fed me baby carrots for a snack before Christmas dinner - but they had expired in…

— Busy Philipps

The worst is feeling worthless.

— Donald Glover

My mom ate every piece of butter in the Midwest, she lived till she was 90. And my dad, he smoked, he drank -…

— Louie Anderson

The truth is, everybody falls into an incinerator of some measure or other. Not literally one. The question is what are you going to…

— Michael Winter

What was the worst thing you've ever done? I won't tell you that, but I'll tell you the worst thing that ever happened to…

— Peter Straub