Andrew Quote by Jonathan Dimbleby

We never let go. Ever. Even with punctuation. It's frightening. I can't see anyone from any record company ever writing an email to Neil…

— Chris Lowe

Neil Kinnock's speeches go on for so long because he has nothing to say and so he has no way of knowing when he's…

— John Major

I can't say I'm sorry to see that the name 'Nigel' is dying out, but I'd be happier if it wasn't being replaced by…

— Peter Hitchens

“...hey, let me tell you about the weirdness, like when he was staying with us for the editing, and we heard a noise and…

— Terry Pratchett

I handed in a script last year and the studio didn't change one word. The word they didn't change was on page 87.

— Steve Martin

“Why is abbreviation such a long word?”

— Teresa Monachino

I'm suspicious of full-replacement programs - that is, pronouncements that one way of doing something will entirely supplant another, and that in fact we…

— Nicholson Baker

“Double-clicking on his inbox, Jason noted that one of the three messages was from Suzy, aka ButterfliesInMyTummy, and his mood lifted. It was the…

— Tammy Cohen

Only people like "Ed" and "Bob" have enough time to write their names in the snow.

— Anonymous

We're having so much writing some of the sillier stuff that never would have been on Mr. Show. And that's not a knock on…

— B. J. Porter

“New things always look weird to begin with. Imagine being the first monkey who grew a thumb. No one realized how useful that was…

— Nat Luurtsema

They say that nameless things change constantly—that names fix them in place like pins.

— Holly Black