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“I do think everyone would be a lot happier if we laid eggs on our own and could just have friendship and didn't need…

— Jonathan Ames

“Try to think about more important things,' he said. 'Think about your soul, your character. Think about the freezer. It's a solid block of…

— Jonathan Ames

It's hard to leave New York: this is where my friends are, my parents are. It is so vital. The whole world seems to…

— Jonathan Ames

Unfortunately, I'm one of those idiots who knows everything about health and is in a constant state of alarm, and yet I continue to…

— Jonathan Ames

I don't know that I've gotten much feedback directly from the literary world; sometimes I doubt even the notion that there is a literary…

— Jonathan Ames

People don't expect too much from literature. They just want to know they're not alone with being confused.

— Jonathan Ames

I have very few hobbies. In fact, I have no hobbies.

— Jonathan Ames

It was one of those days when every time I went to go out the door, something grabbed me in the back of the…

— Jonathan Ames

I wish we had a dog in the show so that I could get to be a dog for a day.

— Jonathan Ames

There are so many talented young writers named Jonathan, with whom by comparison I suffer terribly.

— Jonathan Ames

“I know I experience great consolation when my mouth is between a woman’s legs. I think it must be because I’m drinking in her…

— Jonathan Ames

I might have some sort of personality disorder. I might not have proper filters; it might be some kind of version of Asperger's meets…

— Jonathan Ames