Quote by Jonas Jonasson

“In the world we live in, priests and bartenders have a lot in common.”

— Flavia Biondi

“There are two main rules when dealing with priests: 1. Do nothing to them. 2. Do not trust them. - Then it's easy with them.”

— Karel Havlíček Borovský

“We priests are in some ways a sad group of men. Born into the world to render service to mankind, there is no one…

— Shūsaku Endō

“There is only good vodka and very good vodka—there is no such thing as bad vodka.”

— Julian Barnes

“Any of those priests even sniff at you wrong, you fuck them over until they see Jesus.”

— Marjorie M. Liu

“out of a bar and runs right into two priests. He says, "I'm Jesus Christ." The first priest says, "No, son, you're not." The…

— Various

“The priest must preach the pure words of God.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“In Moscow, priests are in love with their standing. They eat fat meat and preach poverty to the miserable.”

— Katherine Arden

“The priest must teach the people, the fear of God.”

— Lailah Gifty Akita

“I am surrounded by priests who repeat incessantly that their kingdom is not of this world, and yet they lay hands on everything they…

— Napoleon Bonaparte

“Vladimir leaned forward. “ Never dilute vodka. Is sin.”

— Jennifer Lane

“I had met quite a few priests in my long life, and found that they were, by and large, like anyone else—some generous, some…

— Ann Leckie