Bad Quote by John Ritter

“The British version of 'Shit My Dad Says' is really entertaining.”

— Jeremy Scahill

My dad's been like, 'You'll never beat me.' That's how my dad is.

— Austin Rivers

“He always called me “Champ” and mussed my hair, a habit that suggested that the sum of his experience with children had come from…

— Jonathan Janz

“Please, good sir- Feyre is my youngest. I beseech you to spare her. She is all... she is all...' But whatever he meant to…

— Sarah J. Maas

I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, "My dad can beat up your dad." I'd…

— Bill Hicks

“That’s not what I… never mind. What are our fathers talking about, exactly?” “Oh, I’m sure they’re just catching up on old times.” Jack’s…

— Heather Sunseri

“The sorts of movies my late father had been nuts about.”

— Ernest Cline

And I will not be beaten by that jackass." "Jackass?" said Foaly, wounded. "My favorite uncle is a jackass.

— Eoin Colfer

“I respect you as my king, and I respect you as my father, but I do not respect you as a man!”

— Rebecca McKinsey

“Indeed, sometimes, if he was sufficiently shitfaced, Edward would even refer to me as Daddy.”

— Noel Monk

“At some point, someone must have yelled “Good job, Kaz!,” which my father interpreted as “You should go on television and win a fortune!”…

— Firoozeh Dumas

“My dad thinks you’re a thug, by the way.” “Your dad can go fuck himself.” My jaw fell open. “Um . . . rude.” “You don’t want…

— Dan Rix