Beats Quote by John R. Erickson

I'm flatulent in many languages.

— John R. Erickson

“Buzzards don’t make good friends. They always have an interior motive.”

— John R. Erickson

“Cats are greedy, whereas I merely want all the scraps.”

— John R. Erickson

“The best cure for a broken heart is a dozen eggs.”

— John R. Erickson

Bravery and devotion to duty hath no greater reward than to see the cat get into trouble.

— John R. Erickson

“Write about something you know. Try to leave your readers better off than they were before.”

— John R. Erickson

When I'm alone, I'm in the company of the most interesting dog I know.

— John R. Erickson

“Hank is a dog, not a human dressed up in a dog suit. Humans share some of his flaws, but I get my ideas…

— John R. Erickson

“My parents placed a high value on reading, starting with the King James Bible, and one whole wall of our living room was filled,…

— John R. Erickson

“One riot, one cowdog.”

— John R. Erickson

“My idea of being a nice dog stops short of getting murdered for it.”

— John R. Erickson

If you like Hank, you'll like Wilder Good, too.

— John R. Erickson