"They wrote it that my moustache was insured…" — John Newcombe

"They wrote it that my moustache was insured for 13 million."

— John Newcombe

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18 Quotes by John Newcombe

John Newcombe has 18 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

By the time I got to the hospital, I certainly realised that I had a problem because I couldn't write…
The strongest and most dangerous enemy you will ever face is a negative attitude. Learn to recognize when it is…
I'd also made the first tennis team. I was number two player in the school at 11 years of age…
I was in the main draw from the start, my opening match was on Court One against Jan Eric Lundquist…
I had started my love affair with Wimbledon.
I was a pretty feisty young kid.
I chose to stay with tennis and they didn't understand that at the school.
You know, I was a regular on the Friday afternoon drill squad. Um, which... The year after I left school,…
A few of us who are around the sixty mark don't play that much these days and if you are…
That match was late evening and I had the experience of the electricity of the Centre Court because it was…
I wouldn't, a little bit frightened but throughout my life I'd learnt that when you're in the serious situations, you've…
You know, I eat, I ate pretty well anyway so, I'm basically living the same, I just curtailed the stupidity.

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