Moustache Quotes

43 quotes by 42 authors

A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan. — Mel Brooks
Being kissed by a man who didn't wax his moustache was-like eating an egg without salt. — Rudyard Kipling
I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache. — Isla Fisher
There was a time I could have been mistaken for Burt Reynolds. I had a moustache and so did he. But he was the number… — Tom Selleck
They wrote it that my moustache was insured for 13 million. — John Newcombe
I suggested that it was not enough to add a moustache to the Mona Lisa: it should simply be destroyed. — Pierre Boulez
I had beautiful wavy hair and a waxed moustache. — Curly Howard
I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that's it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so… — Bill Murray
A moustache to a man is the same as a fringe is to a woman. When you've got it, you want to grow it out;… — Billy Childish
I'm an actor, in particular, that likes to have a mask or something that can help me distance myself from the character. Like the moustache… — Corey Stoll
I'm happiest on set because I'm not myself. I'm someone else. The moustache, the dinner jacket. It's not me. You're always this sort of double,… — Jean Dujardin
My 'Movember' moustache was never going to be as big as Nigel Mansell's, but I tried my best. The amazing thing is that when you… — Jenson Button
No intelligent man wears a moustache voluntarily - you can write that down. — Sam Neill
American culture has a lot of great moustaches in its history. Mark Twain had a great moustache, Charlie Chaplin, Ben Turpin ... but Zappa, he's… — Matt Groening
Jeff Foxworthy is a legend. Every time I see his moustache it reminds me to wax my lip and every time I hear his jokes… — Lisa Lampanelli
I'm German but I didn't say that. I have no moustache — Sebastian Vettel
When I went to the Olympics, I had every intention of shaving the moustache off, but I realized I was getting so many comments about… — Mark Spitz
I've stuck to the same things for twenty years. I try to look like a slightly edgy geography teacher. Like what a geography teacher looked… — Jarvis Cocker
Why is the King of Hearts the only one that hasn't a moustache? — James Branch Cabell
INCOMPATIBILITY, n. In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination. Incompatibility may, however, consist of a meek-eyed matron living just around the… — Ambrose Bierce

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