Halloween Quote by John H. Carroll

“Funny isn't it, that such a large percentage of people believe in the possibility of ghosts yet scoff at stories about then; whereas less…

— D.L. Koontz

“Holy bejeezus,” Lula said, eyes bugged out, looking at the building. “This is scaring the crap out of me. This is like where Dracula…

— Janet Evanovich

“Are we safe from human exposure? I don't want the owners to find a busted-up angel and a buzzed vampire lurking in their shed…

— Brandy Nacole

I think vampires have gotten maybe a little bit silly in the last years where they're all wearing crushed velvet and reading poetry and…

— Josh Hartnett

“We vampires are just so sick of misinformation. We’re not undead. We don’t have a problem with sunlight. Or garlic. Or silver and crosses…

— Chessela Helm

“...As a child he had gone out for Halloween as a mummy, a vampire, a blue-and-green-swolen drowned boy, all kinds of sufferings and mutilations…

— William T. Vollmann

“You've made vampire spiders?" Now it was her turn to wonder if her was serious. He should know that was't a possibility. "They don't…

— Meljean Brook

“when you live with vampires, coming home smelling like blood is a lot like walking into a Weight Watchers meeting with powdered sugar on…

— Roxy Mews

“the place appeared to be exactly like what you’d expect the king of the vampires to live in: spooky, creepy, threatening. It was all…

— J.R. Ward

“The princess of perverted plants and the demented vampire have come to join us! How absolutely thrilling!”

— Nina Bangs

“Vampires like fairies the way dogs like bones : great toys , good food.”

— Charlaine Harris

“Horror should not make you wish to be bitten by a vampire so you too can sparkle like a little bitch, it shouldn’t make…

— Matt Shaw