Albatross Quote by John Green

“Only to be HIT by the minivan!!”

— Foley

“Just because you're in the market for a minivan doesn't mean you can't test drive a hotrod.”

— Inez Kelley

“I clutched the armrest when she gunned the engine on the freeway and cut off a minivan. “That big red shiny thing inches from…

— Katie McGarry

“My Minivan is very open minded when it Comes to fucking around with other Minivans”

— Justin Grimbol

“After what happened to the Toyota, Seven says you aren't allowed to drive a vehicle again worth more than fifteen grand.' 'What!' the Clock…

— T.J. Klune

“Let me get this straight...You are sending me out in a minivan whose date of manufacture predates the year of my birth, so that…

— E.K. Johnston

“ That is not my car!” “Correction. You used to drive a falling apart Toyota. B.A.” Had his lips just brushed her hair? She…

— Karen Marie Moning

“Ours was the last vehicle in the caravan that night, except for a heavy, guarded ox-pulled provisions wagon that was even slower. Slow enough…

— Lesley Livingston

“I'd ride with you, but I'm the Lord of the Fucking Darkness and you drive a Prius so....you know.”

— Vincent V. Cava

“What’re you doing here?” I asked Tate after Ned tossed my bag in the backseat. “I’m your ride,” he replied and then we were…

— Kristen Ashley

“I know what you’re thinking,” Ellis said, hitting the key remote in his hand. “It’s pretty much the most stunning example of vehicular perfection…

— Sarah Dessen

“I guess we’ll just have to cross this on foot and go over there to find whatever Captain Goodwin thinks he sees.” “I can…

— Noah Galloway