Detective Quote by John Green Download Open image ““Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives.”” — John Green ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Detective Detective Need Jesus Kid John-green Kid Detective Need Gun Paper-towns Quentin-jacobsen Warren
“Oh the wonders of being married. Put a gun in one hand and a woman in the other, I'm never sure who's going to… — Michael W. Grimard Copy Share Image
“I must say, detective…you have really good taste in women. Your first wife was hot, but this new piece of ass you have…” — Bianca Pheasant Copy Share Image
“I began to get really keen, for every man at the bottom of his heart believes that he is a born detective.” — John Buchan Copy Share Image
“Like a good detective story myself. Lots of nonsense written, though. Criminal discovered in last Chapter. Everyone dumbfounded. Real crime - you'd know at… — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
“You don't have to have a murdered sister to be a good homicide detective, but it helps.” — Glen Klinkhart Copy Share Image
“If you have the woman you love, what more do you need? Well, besides an alibi for the time of her husband’s murder. ” — Dark Jar Tin Zoo Copy Share Image
“I had chosen to play the detective—and if there is one thing that unites all the detectives I've ever read about, it's their inherent… — Anthony Horowitz Copy Share Image
“The detective had a kidnapping, he had a knife and he had blood. He had an insane old man. He was going in.” — Darin Gibby Copy Share Image
“if you find yourself playing detective with someone, you should remove them from your life immediately” — Jackson MacKenzie Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share Image
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. — John Green Copy Share Image
“When I saw the Twilight movies I thought being a Vampyre was so romantic. When my friends decided to be Vampyres it was so… — Abramelin Keldor Copy Share Image
The general public have a warped view of the speed at which an investigation proceeds. They like to imagine tense conversations going on behind… — Ben Aaronovitch Copy Share Image
“Stomach full of jitters, little beasts that were second cousins to guacamolians—little green monsters that wreaked havoc in your stomach.” — William Kely McClung Copy Share Image
I read a lot of 'Nancy Drew' books as a kid and considered myself a bit of an amateur detective. — Chelsea Cain Copy Share Image
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story. — Agatha Christie Copy Share Image
Arthur Conan Doyle was entranced by the notion of a brilliant detective who can deduce everything a stranger has been up to from the… — Rafael Yglesias Copy Share Image
Detective, I don't know where the boyfriend is, really," I said. And it was true, considering tide, current, and the habits of marine scavengers.… — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
What the detective story is about is not murder but the restoration of order. — P. D. James Copy Share Image
Sure, I'll have characters drop in and out of books but the main cast of characters always changes. Maybe I'm wrong but I think… — Carl Hiaasen Copy Share Image
Johannes Cabal would kill me for saying this, but he's my favorite Zeppelin-hopping detective. The fellow has got all the charm of Bond and… — Daniel H. Wilson Copy Share Image
“My motto? Don’t trust someone who is just as cagey as yourself." "What kind of detective are you?” “A lousy one and proud of… — Peggy A. Edelheit Copy Share Image
“...you cannot enter into an investigation with a philosophy that dictates the outcome. Objectivity is paramount; this is the first principle of detective work… — Anonymous Copy Share Image