Quote by John Green Download Open image ““I've done some calculation and I've been able to determine that YOU'RE FULL OF SHIT.”” — John Green ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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“You can get away with a lot of shit if it looks like it`s all you know how to do.” — henry rollins Copy Share Image
“The only sentence that begins with 'I' that's true of me is I'm full of shit.” — John Green Copy Share Image
“I go on the presumption that everyone's full of shit until proven otherwise, and this usually serves me in good stead.” — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
“Darling, don't give me shit, cause I know that your full of it, your full of shit...your full of shit” — Kate Nash Copy Share Image
“I feel like any second you're going to figure out what a piece of shit I am and leave me.” — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
“You think you've been in deep shit before, and then you realise you have absolutely no conception of how deep shit can really be.” — Lee Child Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share Image
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. — John Green Copy Share Image