Calculus Quote by John Green

I'm a fuckin nerd, and I'm fat. Nyeeah I'm a nerd. Calculus, addition, but I don't give a fuck cuz hoes love me, I'm…

— Lil B

I like to call myself numerically dyslexic, but officially, I am mathematically thick.

— Dominic Holland

“Height, weight and body mass index.’ Gene was skimming ahead. ‘Can’t you do the calculation yourself?’ ‘That’s the purpose of the question,’ I said.…

— Graeme Simsion

I was dyslexic, so math and formulas were not necessarily my strong suit.

— James Van Der Beek

This really smart kid at my school got a 291 on a computer math test, and he's upset. while I'm over here at 235…

— Anonymous

Oh, and once, when I was in the Marines, I got a perfect score on my physical fitness test.

— Drew Carey

Without numerical fluency, in the part of life most of us inhibit, you are like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

— Charlie Munger

When I tell people I'm a space scientist studying asteroids, they sometimes assume I'm a super-smart math whiz. The kind of person who skipped…

— Carrie Nugent

“But no, I had a test in Calculus. I flunked the test, badly. It was as though my brain didn't want to solve for…

— Robyn Schneider

I'd just turned 50, weighed 285, and my doctor had read me the riot act about my health.

— Daniel Baldwin

The fact that you are even here, alive, on this planet is a mathematical miracle, and you should not spend the time that you…

— Philip DeFranco

One thing I don't want around me is a military intellectual. I don't have to worry about you on that score.

— Henry A. Kissinger