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Augustus waters Quote by John Green

“Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically…” quote by John Green
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““Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness. “But I will say this: When the scientists of the future show up at my house with robot eyes and they tell me to try them on, I will tell the scientists to screw off, because I do not want to see a world without him.””

John Green

About This Quote

Source Novel: The Fault in Our Stars by John Green, 2012

A character obsessed with self‑importance and mortality, yet clings to love and defiance against a mechanized future.

In simple terms: Self‑obsessed yet loving; resists losing a loved one.

Key Takeaway

Cherish connections, reject dehumanizing tech.

Themes

love mortality vanity defiance technology

Mood

bittersweet reflective

Type

literary character study

When to use this quote

  • friendship
  • grief
  • future tech
  • personal legacy

Key Concepts

existentialism identity humanism

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does he truly fear losing?
  • How does love shape his resistance?
A Different Perspective

His sarcasm masks deep insecurity about being forgotten.

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