Backsides Quote by John Flanagan

“Sitting on my ass all day long is fun and all, but I’d rather sit on your ass. More padding, like an overstuffed sofa.”

— Jarod Kintz

“If you have the bad MOJO of a situation or a person riding you down you must first remove that saddle.”

— Donavan Nelson Butler, Master Sergeant US Army

None comes into the world with a saddle on his back, neither any booted and spurred to ride him.

— Richard Rumbold

“If you squat on a path, you'll get boils on your backside.”

— Nancy Farmer

“The saddle is off and the rest of this ride will be bareback. Code for it's gonna be a tough ride to the finish.”

— Donavan Nelson Butler, Master Sergeant US Army

“You can tell a rider's fitness by the shape of his ass and the veins in his legs.”

— Tyler Hamilton

The mass of mankind has not been born with saddles on their backs, nor a favored few booted and spurred, ready to ride them…

— Thomas Jefferson

“Those that can’t beat the ass, beat the saddle.”

— Robert Graves

“The only stirrups I like are on a saddle.”

— Donna Lynn Hope

“Well after that testosterone-shattering experience, I have no more dignity to worry about. Ever. Anyone have a cushion I can sit on? A really…

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

“It makes your buttocks ache walking on flat ground all the time.”

— Linda Proud

“Well, Arminius, I can’t say you’re the most natural horseman I’ve ever seen.’ Arminius sneered down at the men standing around him, then leaned…

— Anthony Riches